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  2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsBLAZING
  3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneBLAZING
  4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2GLOWING
  5. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1GLOWING

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  2. Lanterns Season 1DIMMED
  3. Crew Girl Season 1DIMMED
  4. Lanterns Season 1 Episode 6DIMMED
  5. The DinkDIMMED
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Theatrical poster for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, with Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter flanked by Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger.

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Harry Potter

Eight film reviews. Highest score so far: Prisoner of Azkaban.

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  1. Sorcerer's StoneReview
  2. Chamber of SecretsReview
  3. Prisoner of AzkabanReviewStart here
  4. Goblet of FireReview
  5. Order of the PhoenixReview
  6. Half-Blood PrinceReview
  7. Deathly Hallows: Part 1Review
  8. Deathly Hallows: Part 2Review

Also on Harry Potter: Explainer · Chamber of Secrets explained: who opened it and why Hogwarts blamed Hagrid (+12) Quiz · Which Death Eater Are You? (+2)

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