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We rate everything.

Movies, shows, whatever you're thinking of watching — we sit through it and score it, so you know before you press play.

How the score works

BrightFull point
CrackedHalf
ShatteredZero
  • LIGHTHOUSEAn all-timer. Go bother your friends about it.
  • BLAZINGExcellent. Earns every minute.
  • GLOWINGGood. A worthy night in.
  • DIMMEDA mess, but a watchable one.
  • SHORT-CIRCUITMostly broken. One decent spark.
  • SHATTEREDHot garbage. Hard pass.
Half a bulb?The last one cracks. A 4.5 clears Blazing but can't quite touch Lighthouse - a notch above the tier below, just short of the one above.