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We rate everything.
Movies, shows, whatever you're thinking of watching — we sit through it and score it, so you know before you press play.
How the score works
BrightFull point
CrackedHalf
ShatteredZero
- LIGHTHOUSEAn all-timer. Go bother your friends about it.
- BLAZINGExcellent. Earns every minute.
- GLOWINGGood. A worthy night in.
- DIMMEDA mess, but a watchable one.
- SHORT-CIRCUITMostly broken. One decent spark.
- SHATTEREDHot garbage. Hard pass.
Half a bulb?The last one cracks. A 4.5 clears Blazing but can't quite touch Lighthouse - a notch above the tier below, just short of the one above.